Once Upon A Crocodile
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    • LUCY IN THE STY BY DOUG JACQUIER
    • HAVE I GOT A BEAUTIFUL FINAL RESTING PLACE FOR YOU? BY SAUL GREENBLATT
    • STREETCAR TO HEAVEN BY NORMAN CRISTOFOLI
    • GARGOYLE BY KENTON ADLER
    • AUTHOR INTERVIEWS (Issue 10) >
      • An interview with LYNN WHITE
      • An interview with MATT CANTOR
      • An interview with RP VERLAINE
      • An interview with LN HUNTER
      • An Interview with DJ TYRER
      • Interview with LYNETTE YETTER
      • An interview with SAUL GREENBLATT
      • An interview with DOUG JACQUIER
      • An interview with S. TIERNEY
      • An interview with DOUGLAS YOUNG
      • An interview with NORMAN CRISTOFOLI
      • An interview with KENTON ADLER
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  • BELLY O’THE BEAST
    • THE CLINIC BY DOUGLAS YOUNG
    • ME, MY EYE, AND THE THINGS WE SAW BY S. TIERNEY
    • THE MAPLE LEAF THAT DIDN’T WANT TO DIE BY LYNETTE YETTER
    • LUCY IN THE STY BY DOUG JACQUIER
    • HAVE I GOT A BEAUTIFUL FINAL RESTING PLACE FOR YOU? BY SAUL GREENBLATT
    • STREETCAR TO HEAVEN BY NORMAN CRISTOFOLI
    • GARGOYLE BY KENTON ADLER
    • AUTHOR INTERVIEWS (Issue 10) >
      • An interview with LYNN WHITE
      • An interview with MATT CANTOR
      • An interview with RP VERLAINE
      • An interview with LN HUNTER
      • An Interview with DJ TYRER
      • Interview with LYNETTE YETTER
      • An interview with SAUL GREENBLATT
      • An interview with DOUG JACQUIER
      • An interview with S. TIERNEY
      • An interview with DOUGLAS YOUNG
      • An interview with NORMAN CRISTOFOLI
      • An interview with KENTON ADLER
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  • SNOUT (ABOUT US)
    • TEETH (WRITERS’ GUIDELINES)
    • PAST AUTHOR INTERVIEWS
  • TAIL
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    • Review: Liminality by Cassandra L. Thompson
    • Review: Grimm & Dread: A Crow’s Twist on Classic Tales
    • Review: Eros & Thanatos
    • Review: Bloody Good Horror
    • Review: Anthology of Bizarro volume 1
    • Review: CREVASSE by CLAY VERMULM
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Kenton Adler is a purveyor of things Scottish Heritage at Lyon College in Batesville, Arkansas. He and his wife, Nancy, play Great Highland Bagpipe in the college pipe band. They live with their dogs, Pippin and Juniper, in a house just outside the gate to the college. Kenton and Nancy are also owned by over a dozen feral cats who join them twice a day for meals. Kenton is the author of a Young Adult novel, "The Silver Pipes of Tir nan Og," and a picture book for children, "An Alligator in Your Yard," as well as a number of poems. The woods behind their home are occupied by a myriad of majykal creatures, but no werewolves, thanks to their late Irish Wolhound, Cuchullain, whose spirit keeps watch and protects them from such things. Kenton also sings, plays guitar, and writes songs, Werewolves HATE that.

Saul Greenblatt:
While teaching communication skills and writing at a community college, Mr. Greenblatt wrote short stories and plays. Since retiring in 2000, he has written short stories, novellas, and plays.


Doug Jacquier is an increasingly deaf former rock band roadie from Australia, which explains a lot. He has recently published a collection of short humor, Raving and Wryting, on Amazon. He blogs at Six Crooked Highways.

Scott Tierney is an author of novels, short stories, the off-the-wall comic series, Pointless Conversations, and the off-the-crumpet super-hero series, Crumpet-Hands Man. Below is a link to his website, with a free preview of the first Crumpet-Hands Man adventure!
www.scotttierneycreative.com/

Lynette Yetter makes music, movies, books, and art to touch your soul and make you think (when her cat allows her to). Her newest book, with Fuente Fountain Books, is forthcoming any second now: Adela Zamudio; Selected Poetry and Prose, Translated from the Spanish by Lynette Yetter. Bolivian Adela Zamudio (1854-1928), wrote a mind-blowing, humorous, animal allegorical story, which Lynette translated for the first time for that book. (Some think George Orwell copied Adela Zamudio's 1914 tale when, about 30 years later, he wrote Animal Farm.) You can decide for yourself. Meanwhile, you can check out Lynette's vintage website created in the good old days at www.LynetteYetter.com.
Dr. Douglas Young was a political science professor for over 33 years before becoming a full-time writer. His essays, poems, and short stories have appeared in a variety of publications in America, Canada, and Europe. His first novel, Deep in the Forest, was published in 2021 and received rave reviews, and his second novel, Due South, should be out in the fall of 2022.
DJ Tyrer has plenty of those issues that, while tedious in a brief bio such as this, are greedily devoured when they appear in ghost-written celebrity autobiographies, is the person behind Atlantean Publishing (which has been going for two decades), was placed second in the 2015 Data Dump Award for Genre Poetry, and was short-listed for the 2015 Carillon 'Let's Be Absurd' Fiction Competition, which was absurd.

DJ Tyrer's website is at https://djtyrer.blogspot.co.uk/

DJ Tyrer's Facebook page is at https://www.facebook.com/DJTyrerwriter/

The Atlantean Publishing website is at https://atlanteanpublishing.wordpress.com/
Sara Corris spent seven years training to become a Shabbos Goy before technological innovations rendered her dream job obsolete. She's currently cooling her heels in Brooklyn. Her writing has been performed by Liars’ League London and has appeared in print and online at That Is SO Wrong! An Anthology of Offbeat Horror Stories, Trembling With Fear, Defenestration, Horror Sleaze Trash, and others.

Daniel Tarker (He, him) holds an MFA in creative Writing from San Francisco State University and a Doctorate in Higher Education Leadership from Oregon State University. His plays have been produced by 14/48, Pacific Play Company, Seattle Playwrights Collective, Actors Theatre Santa Cruz, The Western Stage, Phoenix Theatre, and Spokane Radio Theatre. Since turned his hand from theatre to prose during the pandemic, his fiction has been published in Lothorien, Confetti Literary Journal, and Marrow Magazine. He has also published his research on leadership in multiple academic publications. You can find more at his website danieltarker.com and tarker.substack.com.



L.N. Hunter is a tangly web of off-kilter ideas and eccentric thoughts, masquerading as a human being—and sometimes as a writer, which is much more fun. And harder work. Some of those weird notions have appeared in Short Circuit, as well as anthologies Obscura and Trickster’s Treats 3, among other places. There have also been papers in the IEEE Transactions on Neural Networks, which are somewhat less entertaining. When not writing, L.N. unwinds in a disorganised home in rural Cambridgeshire, UK, along with two cats and a soulmate.

Matt Cantor is a surrealist from Boston, Massachusetts. He has been lucky to work in the past with extraordinary film-makers, musicians and artists, and he’d be nowhere at all, of course, without his partner and his dog. It all comes from them, and he hopes someday it comes back to them. His work has been featured in ‘Fleas on the Dog’ and ‘Thieving Magpie’.


Bill Kitcher has had over 60,000 words of prose published although, to be honest, some of the words have been used more than once, such as “a”, “an”, “the”, and “rhododendron”. Stories have recently appeared in Ariel Chart International Literary Journal, Litbreak Magazine, New Contrast, The Sirens Call, The Bookends Review, Spank The Carp, Little Old Lady Comedy, and, obviously, Once Upon A Crocodile. He’s now completed his first novel, and plans to read another one.
B. Craig Grafton’s latest book is Twenty First Century American Fairy Tales and is available on Amazon.
Kevin Ahern is a Professor Emeritus of biochemistry from Oregon State University who is enjoying the spare time he has gained in retirement to write verses, limericks, and other humorous items.
Dawn DeBraal lives in rural Wisconsin with her husband Red, two rescue dogs, and a stray cat, but does not own a warbol. She has published over 470 poems, drabbles, and short stories.
Toni Artuso is an emerging/aging transfemale writer based in Salem, Massachusetts. Recently retired from a 30-year career in educational publishing, she is now transitioning, as well as trying to accelerate the emerging and slow down the aging. She has published, or has short stories forthcoming, in Penumbric Speculative Fiction Magazine, Sledgehammer Lit, The Broadkill Review, All Worlds Wayfarer, Pennsylvania Literary Journal, quip literary review, Fiction on the Web, and 96th of October.
Robert Garnham has been performing comedy poetry around the UK for ten years at various fringes and festivals, and has had two collections published by Burning Eye. He has made a few short TV adverts for a certain bank, and a joke from one of his shows was listed as one of the funniest of the Edinburgh Fringe. He was recently an answer on the TV quiz show Pointless. Lately he has been writing short stories for magazines and a humorous column in the Herald Express newspaper. In 2021 he was nominated for the Pushcart Prize and shortlisted as Spoken Word Artist of the Year by the Saboteur Awards.
Rp Verlaine has long been rumored to be the love child of Marlon Brando and Marilyn Monroe. He grew up in orphanages and first drew national attention at age 5 when he challenged Einstein's Theory of Relativity. with his Theory of Strangeness. Began writing poetry at age six. Published his first book at age 9 titled My $th Grade Teacher is a Douchbage. A collection still loved by children everywhere but banned in many schools. At age 11, he became a monk and began a ten year period of silence, where he watched Elvis movies and danced the mambo, but did not speak. He graduated with a degree in Nude Sunbathing from UCLA and wrote his thesis on curing sunburn with pancake mixture. He served three months in prison for writing haiku and tanka poems on the heads of bald men in a retirement home where he worked as a ping pong coach. He continues to write and many believe he has a bright future.
Ralph Greco, Jr. is the devilishly clever nom de plume of writer/musician Ralph Greco. Ralph lives in the wilds of suburban New Jersey on the East Coast of the United States, trying (yet failing usually) to keep his ever-expanding ego to reasonable proportions.
Harris Coverley has had over 130 poems published across some five dozen journals, magazines, blogzines, ezines, fanzines, toilet walls, motorway signs, and tree stumps, but still finds himself sworn at in the street (a man on a bicycle just earlier called him a "dickhead") for no real reason, and repeatedly told to get a real job by his mother. He lives (partly by choice, partly for lack of willpower) in Manchester, England.
Rebecca Fletcher costs $1.20 a game and the odds aren't in your favour. Read more of her work at saltyturnip.com or follow her on Twitter at @Notaturnip.
Glen Armstrong (he/him) holds an MFA in English from the University of Massachusetts, Amherst and edits a poetry journal called Cruel Garters. He has three current books of poems: Invisible Histories, The New Vaudeville, and Midsummer. His work has appeared in Poetry Northwest, Conduit, and The Cream City Review.
Jeffrey Zable has been searching for the meaning of life since he first emerged from the womb, and though he’s made some progress, seemingly, on occasions, he’s ultimately had to start over again and again. He’s not giving up, but he realizes there isn’t a whole lot of time left. . .
John Grey is an Australian poet, US resident, recently published in Orbis, Dalhousie Review and the Round Table. Latest books, “Leaves On Pages” and “Memory Outside The Head” are available through Amazon.
Steven Swank: I am a poet among the many other things.
I love getting up to see what each day brings.

To see for yourselves visit my website:
www.creativeimperatives.com
Daniel J. Flore III hates quirky, esoteric poetry journal bios and hopes you don't consider this one one.
Colin James has a couple of chapbooks of poetry published. Dreams Of The Really Annoying from Writing Knights Press and A Thoroughness Not Deprived of Absurdity from Piski's Porch Press and a book of poems, Resisting Probability, from Sagging Meniscus Press...He is currently recovering from morose antipathy since experiencing the Blade Runner sequel
and spends his days in quiet contemplation.
Pat Hull is a teacher, musician, poet, and parent to two children. He rarely sleeps, and in this delirium he writes poetry. He finds that ideas flow uninhibitedly when the brain is functioning at a lower capacity. He has been diabetic since he was 13 years old, which influences his tendency to write about death, ends, and exits. He recently bought a house after the paradise fire in Chico, CA.
Lynn White lives in north Wales. Her work is influenced by issues of social justice and events, places and people she has known or imagined and she's fond of crocodiles and other reptiles. https://lynnwhitepoetry.blogspot.com and https://www.facebook.com/Lynn-White-Poetry-1603675983213077/
 Michael Favala Goldman (b.1966) is a poet, a jazz clarinetist and a widely-published translator of Danish literature. Over 140 of his translations and poems have appeared in literary journals. Among his fifteen translated books are The Water Farm Trilogy by Cecil Bødker, Dependency by Tove Ditlevsen (a Penguin Classic), and Something To Live Up To – Selected Poems of Benny Andersen. His first book of original poetry, Who has time for this? was published in 2020. He lives in Northampton, MA, where he has been running bi-monthly poetry critique groups since 2018. www.hammerandhorn.net
Leia John is a writer, jack of all trades and smart ass extraordinaire based in New York. 
When she is not writing she likes to drink strong coffee, travel and walk around her home randomly
screeching... her animals don't think this is funny, but she does.
Hibah Shabkhez is a writer of the half-yo literary tradition, an erratic language-learning enthusiast, a teacher of French as a foreign language and a happily eccentric blogger from Lahore, Pakistan. Her work has previously appeared in the Rockford Review, Qwerty, The Blue Nib, Ligeia, Cordite Poetry, Headway Quarterly and a number of other literary magazines. Studying life, languages and literature from a comparative perspective across linguistic and cultural boundaries holds a particular fascination for her.
Han Adcock is a writer of short stories and (as yet unpublished) longer works in the fantasy, sci-fi, and horror genres. He lives in a rain-drenched corner of the UK and really wishes he was somewhere drier.
www.facebook.com/wyrdstories
Twitter: @Erringrey
​Insta: @hanadcock1

Brian Rihlmann is a widely published and highly respected American poet writing in Reno, Nevada, where Arthur Miller set 'The Misfits'. Whether Brian has wrestled wild horses out in the desert with Marilyn Monroe is a question only he can answer.
Tiffany Lindfield is a social worker by trade, and in her heart working as an advocate for climate justice, and animal rights. By night, she is a prolific reader of anything decent and a writer. You can find her at: https://www.tiffanylindfield.com/
Richard Kimball, a resident of Chicago, is a retired Flamingophile, (the dregs of his collection are in a closet somewhere) and is in the throes of Lalique withdrawal. (While he still has some, he has avoided getting more since the Lalique family sold the business.) When he is not writing, he is attending to the feral cat colony that adopted him, and his indoor cat, Dexter.
 Mark Blickley  is a native New Yorker who is fond of somersaulting in the nude and doing unusual things with eggs. A gifted writer, he has spent the last 14 years working on his unauthorized autobiography, "I'm Not Paranoid Because My Fears Are Real." Mr. Blickley, who suffers from ADHD, has recently increased his Concerta medication dosage by 50 percent and is looking forward to a much more prolific and satisfying career in the literary and culinary arts. He believes pizza has high spiritual as well as caloric value.
 Chris Nardone, a goofball with cinematic autism, (can recite an insane amount of movie trivia) loves writing totally ridiculous parodies with totally ridiculous and insane characters. From "Gunfarce", "Remember the What?", (poking fun at what really happened at The Alacarte, the cafeteria just down the street from that famous Texas mission) to "They Ate With Their Boots Off", (the true account of a sick, twisted, cowpie-filled cavalry massacre), this author considers just about anything fair game to make fun of. He can be found working at a public library, surrounded by a slew of female co-workers and humorously plotting the next Great American Parody.
 Jeffrey L. Taylor's first submitted poems won 1st place and runner-up in Riff Magazine's 1994 Jazz and Blues Poetry Contest. Encouraged, he continues to write and has been published in REED Magazine, di-vêrsé-city anthology, Yale University's The Perch, Gathering Storm Magazine, Red River Review, Illya's Honey, Enchantment of the Ordinary anthology, and 2020 Texas Poetry Calendar. Serving as sensei (instructor) to small children and professor to graduate students has taught him humility.
Allan Lake:   Originally from Saskatchewan of all places, Allan Lake has lived in Vancouver, Cape Breton Island, Ibiza, Tasmania and – until the next move – Melbourne. Poetry collection published: Sand in the Sole (2014). Lake won Lost Tower Publications(UK) Poetry Comp 2017 and Melbourne Spoken Word Poetry Festival Competition 2018. None of these things have made him rich and sales of his book make arrogance unlikely.
Thomas M. McDade resides in Fredericksburg, VA.
He is a graduate of Fairfield University, Fairfield, CT.
McDade is twice a U.S. Navy Veteran.
(Despite kissing the Blarney Stone some years ago, he is able to craft pithy author bios and flash fictions 50-1000 words.)



Marleen S. Barr is known for her pioneering work in feminist science fiction and teaches English at the City University of New York. She has won the Science Fiction Research Association Pilgrim Award for lifetime achievement in science fiction criticism. Barr is the author of Alien to Femininity: Speculative Fiction and Feminist Theory, Lost in Space: Probing Feminist Science Fiction and Beyond, Feminist Fabulation: Space/Postmodern Fiction, and Genre Fission: A New Discourse Practice for Cultural Studies. Barr has edited many anthologies and co-edited the science fiction issue of PMLA. She has published the novels Oy Pioneer! and Oy Feminist Planets: A Fake Memoir. Her When Trump Changed: The Feminist Science Fiction Justice League Quashes the Orange Outrage Pussy Grabber is the first single-authored Trump short story collection.
 

Luke Frostick can be found on the streets of Istanbul. He is not mentioned in a single guidebook.
Rie Sheridan Rose: is a professional cat-wrangler with a herd of five who writes whenever she manages to get them all settled at the same time. Needless to say, her career has been slow to take off like she's planned since she was five. Still, it's going better than she expected.
 
 Con Chapman:  is a Boston (US) writer, author of "Rabbit's Blues: The Life and Music of Johnny Hodges" (Oxford University Press), and fifty books of humour available on amazon.com.
Jeffrey G. Roberts: I was born in New York City during the administration of President Millard Fillmore. At least it feels that way sometimes. I was raised in New York, and then South Florida. I made lousy grades in High School in North Miami High, because I hated it. I made the Dean's list and had fantastic grades in Northern Arizona University, because I loved it. No brainer. I have a B.Sc. in writing and a M.A. in American history. I've written about 30 short stories, in most genres, and have 3 novels on Amazon and Barnes & Noble: "The Healer", Cherries in Winter", and "In the Shadow of the House of God". I dream of winning the Pulitzer Prize one day, but for now I'll settle for a door prize at Denny's. My personal philosophy is that life is nothing more than mind over matter: if you don't mind - it doesn't matter.
Scarlett R. Algee: Collector of broken hearts, ceremonial avatar of Nyarlathotep, and creator of potato casseroles so good they'd make Jesus slap his mother. Please don't feed the tentacles.

Cretin de Twonk: teller of Arthurian tales and myths as they should be told. His first publication was in this ezine.
Francisco Fenn: Francisco started a charity, aged nine, to aid and succour children suffering from being given daft names. It never succeeded, so he became a writer instead.  
Ora Leone: A mother of five little trolls, and an apprentice undertaker. She lives in Cornwall and likes to read horror novels. This is the first time she has had something published.
Gray Larkson: Right from when he was three, Gray knew he didn't belong anywhere. He is six foot five and believes his brain is a flying saucer steered by a dog.
Ivan Maximus the Third: Not sure about what happened to the First and the Second, Ivan spends most of his time writing in a reinforced basement to ward off assassination attempts.
Michael K. Robbins: Michael likes eating, sleeping, drinking and bouncy castles. He is a human being just like you. His favourite colour is asbestos.
Errin Arkwright: Errin Arkwright is notorious for being Errin Arkwright. She doesn't know why any more, but she does a mean banana split.
Jo Battercombe: The first woman to skydive completely naked with a beaver on her head, Jo Battercombe ran away to join the circus aged eleven. After seven years she was medically retired due to an incident involving excitable lions and a trapeze.
Darla O' Yorke: If asked to describe herself, Darla would say "Not a morning person." Likes poetry, pottery and ocelots. (Try saying that six times, really fast.)
David D. Stranger: Enduring his school career whilst being completely invisible, David rewrote fairy tales and took the mickey, dreaming of finally being seen. Unfortunately, he chose a webzine that doesn't take author photos.
Emna Shortbottom: We are still not sure what gender this person is, but neglected to ask as gender has no bearing here. Yes, the name is invented. Try Googling it and you'll find nothing. NOTHING.
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